therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

No boomer journalists suddenly stopping in the middle of a crowded walkway to hunt-and-peck at their phones, no auto execs slamming into you because they physically can’t see someone so poor, just glorious, echoing emptiness.

Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and beaches.

I sing Happy Birthday when I pee in a urinal.  

Glad to see Richard Roxburgh is still working. I liked him in Van Helsing.

Why would Orbeez be coming out of the storm drain?   And he picks some up with his hand too.  Obviously fake.

At least New York state has taken the initiative and received approval to do its own tests (not have to rely on CDC).

Brought to you by the makers of insulin and Metformin!

There were 9, but 7 8 9.

I’ll leave it for the next person.

Here we are. Nice work, America.

This sounds promising!  I hope it doesn’t interfere with the Friend’s reunion.

Wegman’s (Rochester, NY) got rid of plastic bags a few weeks ago. Bring your own or pay .05 for paper.

when you’re in the business of delivering things, it’s hard to tell your delivery people to stop delivering.

And that’s the way it is...

I’m hopeful that 2.5% mortality rate was skewed by all of the deaths in Wuhan, which is a very poor city, with poor healthcare, and education.

It is a small world, after all.

What is this “Broadcast News” you keep talking about?

Did anyone look at the service records?