I work with a guy who talks like this. Q & A in meetings is a long, arduous process, where the questions themselves are questioned.

A good description of what could have happened, found on another site:

We’ve had a kind Sleep Number for over 15 years. Lately we’ve been looking to replace it...so many options.

Is Scientology considered a religion?   Don’t they believe in Xenu, the ruler of a Galactic Empire 75 million years ago?

Why are you shaming people who eat there, implying they are Trump voters?

Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn’t vote for you!
Arthur: You don’t vote for kings.
Woman: Well how’d you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering silmite
held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine
providence that I,…

It’s probably fake.

Next you’ll tell me the whole Russian government is resigned.

That front wheel was definitely toast.

A grotesque comparison, and off-putting using pedophiles as an example.

President Sanders will cut this program once he’s in office.

And because of this shit Biden will win the nomination.

It has a crease where it bends, supposedly.

How about transparent aluminum?

Maybe explore his hobbies and interests?   Maybe he has a stormtrooper card collection?

They need to close the borders and erect a wall!

But that’s not environmentally friendly.

I view this as one more reason to stop drinking soda.  

The virus has a 5 day incubation, so it’s already too late.  Plus isn’t it the busiest time of year for travel to China?

I think the Democratic party is closer to destruction.  I’m worried we’re going to lose again in November.  We need to get our shit together.