What are The Golden Globes?  

Maybe they are referring to her butt?  The court specialized her butt?

She crazy

“Second place is just the first place loser.”

Looks at the stairs and then takes the elevator.

One cursed photo showed Don Jr eating a chocolate cake barefoot.

Okay, I’m one of the few who paid to see this movie.

You can’t ostracize white male voters and expect to win a presidential election

Take off! You hoser!

I only know her from “Eight is Enough”

Will a bidet act like a power washer for my butt? 

Will a bidet act like a power washer for my butt? 

I think more people should work from home. Of course that’s only an option for those of us who just sit in front of a computer screen all day, and our employers allow it, and we need internet, and homes.

My whole house is hardwood floors now, which I thought would make it easier for RoboVacs to clean. But no.

My whole house is hardwood floors now, which I thought would make it easier for RoboVacs to clean. But no.

This is the only screen I have in my 2009 Honda Pilot.

We used to have a nanny who was cleary there for the pets, not our kids.

I love my kids and my dog unconditionally.

Fire trucks are probably one of the most well-maintained vehicles on the road.

I never pair my iPhone with rental cars.

No, I’d be joining you on dumbass island if that were true.  I think it’s the engine displacement (~2000 cc).

If she stopped talking, people would turn the channel.