therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

Freedom gas is not noble.

These “battery breakthrough” stories are starting to sound like flying cars.   Coming shortly....just a few years...right around the corner.

I’m really excited about this upcoming mission. I hope for their continued success with the landings.

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Will a bidet act like a power washer for my butt? 

Will a bidet act like a power washer for my butt? 

I think more people should work from home. Of course that’s only an option for those of us who just sit in front of a computer screen all day, and our employers allow it, and we need internet, and homes.

I saw Avatar in IMAX 3D and was blown away by it. It was an immersive experience. The story and plot...eh...Dances with Wolves on another planet.

I’m getting my furry outfit ready.  Hopefully the theater lets me in.

This looks more like a fetish movie.

Now on to the Senate for acquittal.  Let’s get this shit-show over with.  

My whole house is hardwood floors now, which I thought would make it easier for RoboVacs to clean. But no.

My whole house is hardwood floors now, which I thought would make it easier for RoboVacs to clean. But no.

This is the only screen I have in my 2009 Honda Pilot.

Is that really a painting?  Pretty amazing detail.

We were robbed!

The password is written on a rolled up piece of paper in his rectum.  Along with a watch from his father.

We used to have a nanny who was cleary there for the pets, not our kids.

I love my kids and my dog unconditionally.

Fire trucks are probably one of the most well-maintained vehicles on the road.

I never pair my iPhone with rental cars.