Nissan Rogue is the standard here in upstate NY.

Aren’t we all?

Maternal drive often doesn’t kick in until you get pregnant (hormones). Sometimes it doesn’t happen until after the baby is born.  And sometimes...it never happens, and you see babies left in Walmart bathrooms.

Birthed where it was conceived.

No Razzle, just dazzle.

He must pick at them.  They’ll never heal right if he keeps doing that.

The complainers weren’t going to see this anyway.

Electric RC trucks can do this now.  Just scale it up!

If only scientists could find a way to harness horny energy—as it’s probably the only endlessly renewable energy source found in nature. (I’m not a scientist, but it feels true.) Anyways, let’s wish the couple all the best as they navigate this new, post-baby horny landscape!

I know. Me too.

Boomers could give us a lesson on how not to give a fuck.

As another mentioned, it’s good to do this routinely, in-case you get fired suddenly. Obviously have this stuff on a drive at home.

Awww....I was hoping for a “Chevy Van” story.

Yes, there are less expensive ways to deliver ordinance. These gigantic beasts are about worldwide presence and projection of power.

Like we needed another reason to hate NYC

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

I remember waiting in line outside of a Present Co store, 6am, to get a Cabbage Patch Doll.

Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Elon had told me Rachael was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together... Who does?

A valid use-case: