therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

The North Pole will have to wait for poor Donner.

Boomers could give us a lesson on how not to give a fuck.

As another mentioned, it’s good to do this routinely, in-case you get fired suddenly. Obviously have this stuff on a drive at home.

Awww....I was hoping for a “Chevy Van” story.

Yes, there are less expensive ways to deliver ordinance. These gigantic beasts are about worldwide presence and projection of power.

Reason to hate NYC #256

“I said something in the moment that I do not believe,” Khosrowshahi said in a statement to Axios. “When it comes to Jamal Khashoggi, his murder was reprehensible and should not be forgotten or excused.”

Like we needed another reason to hate NYC

Sign my 15 year old up, please.

while telling their loved ones the gender they intend to assign their children upon birth

A computer you say? A computer?

Climate Strike is two words, Clark.

Are they kidding?

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

So their shit does stink.

WALL-E made me a Pixar fan for life.

I remember waiting in line outside of a Present Co store, 6am, to get a Cabbage Patch Doll.

Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Elon had told me Rachael was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together... Who does?

There are some many things here that resonate with me.  So many...it’s scary.