Awww....I was hoping for a “Chevy Van” story.

Yes, there are less expensive ways to deliver ordinance. These gigantic beasts are about worldwide presence and projection of power.

Like we needed another reason to hate NYC

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

I remember waiting in line outside of a Present Co store, 6am, to get a Cabbage Patch Doll.

Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Elon had told me Rachael was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together... Who does?

A valid use-case:

Her belly button is there.  I see a little indent at least.  So hard to tell in this picture.  All of her skin is the same shade of pale white.

WTF?

I watched this movie the other day, specifically for this scene.

My household seems to go through a lot of AAs and 9 volts.

My household seems to go through a lot of AAs and 9 volts.

Batteries NOT included.

Batteries NOT included.

Did Jeffrey have a large life insurance policy?  Nullified by suicide?

This would make for an interesting video/blog series.  

Is this the new Deadspin?

The 2 places I use for donations stopped accepting toys last year. I think they were overwhelmed with mountains of plastic stuff.

I don’t want James Corden any more....so there.

Kaia was sitting with her father, so no wonder Pete didn’t sit with them.  If I were her father, I wouldn’t want Pete sitting with us.