Like we needed another reason to hate NYC

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

I feel like I should wait 3 weeks before purchasing anything.  There is some big shopping event coming up.

I remember waiting in line outside of a Present Co store, 6am, to get a Cabbage Patch Doll.

Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Elon had told me Rachael was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together... Who does?

A valid use-case:

Her belly button is there.  I see a little indent at least.  So hard to tell in this picture.  All of her skin is the same shade of pale white.

WTF?

I watched this movie the other day, specifically for this scene.

My household seems to go through a lot of AAs and 9 volts.

My household seems to go through a lot of AAs and 9 volts.

Batteries NOT included.

Batteries NOT included.

Did Jeffrey have a large life insurance policy?  Nullified by suicide?

This would make for an interesting video/blog series.  

Is this the new Deadspin?

The 2 places I use for donations stopped accepting toys last year. I think they were overwhelmed with mountains of plastic stuff.

I don’t want James Corden any more....so there.

Kaia was sitting with her father, so no wonder Pete didn’t sit with them.  If I were her father, I wouldn’t want Pete sitting with us.  

The whole thing sounds gross.  

Soul Glow!