therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

As a professional dungeon master in D&D and other tabletop roleplaying games

I was a victim of the disband and forming a new group method.

Blame this on PG&E and not climate change. 

Someone mentioned this in the comments below as well. But hoping Ford starts production on these again, screwing the speculators.

They’re good ice breakers.

Haven’t pigs always used tools?

The studio thought 2 Will Smiths would be better than 1.   And a younger Will Smith too....how could they lose?

“When shitty people get in a shit fight, everyone gets covered in shit”.

We love you Holly!

How do these stay charged?  

Mold Pig was my nickname at the Academy.

Like I give a fuck what other people think about my phone.

I’m guessing Dorian couldn’t be reached for comment.  That figures!

I like it when she sticks to her opera voice. Her “singing” voice is awful.

Now playing

Greta’s mother is quite the singer too.

The very definition of click bait titles. Nice work.

I love that movie, and the arcade game.

Mental Illness transcends wealth and power.

She supposedly married Billy Evans in a super-secret ceremony.

Adam Silver needs some sun.