So much Microsoft hate in the comments.  

Sounds like you need to update your drivers.

This person is disabled and has trouble holding a stylus.

Star Trek II Wrath of Khan did it to me, when Spock died.  I was 13 at the time.

I think you should be institutionalized.  How can you not be interested in animals...at all?

Because that is what they do here. If he were a known republican and gun owner that would be noted too.  It’s relevant because it’s good click bait.

There should be a butt category too.

Does it hold a clothes iron?

What is a “thirst trap”?

I’m going to a Dolphin’s game in November (when they host Buffalo). I planned this over the summer...now I’m like WTF am I doing?   Beer will be my only solace there...

“Hot Dog Salad” sounds like a euphemism I want no part of.

On my 2009 Honda Pilot with 125k miles I’ve replaced the arm rest covers on the doors and center console. Pretty cheap to find on eBay. Getting ready to do the steering wheel cover soon.

What is “unctous” in quotes? Are you saying it’s not really unctous?

Real bullets or rubber bullets? Rubber bullets are just as deadly at close range like that.

No, the media loves these stories

she fabricated the whole story

It has to survive this:

He should have known, 38 years ago!

The folks stupid enough to use this feature (put their faith in it) deserve what they get. WTF?

Safety follows form follows function