Problem is the victim says she doesn’t recall the incident.  So I hope this doesn’t turn into another smoke but no fire investigation.  That would suck.

I thought that was another woman sitting next to her.  

Constance Wu plays a stripper?

I wonder if native American businesses around the state can be exempt if they want?

One of the worst movies I’ve ever enjoyed.

What do you mean?  Her teeth look fine.

Thank you Captain Disillusion ;-)

You shat on my favorite greens.  You suck!

This feels like a fantasy football draft.   Everyone trying to get their running backs before all the good ones are gone. 

My wife prefers to sit right next to me. 

Was thinking the same exact thing.

Peacock? I thought you said Pea Cock. Never mind.

Yours being the case in point.

Or the sharpest light on the Christmas tree.

Ah, don’t waste your time.  We have other hills to die on.

I was expecting it to be an Escalade.

No, I don’t think so.

Looks like he fixed it

I was on a flight where I was sitting in the middle, between a couple.

You repeated yourself. :-)