What do you mean?  Her teeth look fine.

Thank you Captain Disillusion ;-)

You shat on my favorite greens.  You suck!

My wife prefers to sit right next to me. 

Was thinking the same exact thing.

Or the sharpest light on the Christmas tree.

I was expecting it to be an Escalade.

No, I don’t think so.

Looks like he fixed it

I was on a flight where I was sitting in the middle, between a couple.

You repeated yourself. :-)

What hath God wrought?

I picked mine.  Six Million Dollar Man, Running

You beat me to it!

Trust me, embarrassing headlines will continue. They transcend political parties.

I dated a woman who was bi, and no matter how much I said “I’m okay with this”, it still broke my heart every time she went out with another woman.

Did you watch the Dolphins play?

I called one of those “How’s My Driving” numbers once that was on the back of a cement truck. I foolishly thought I was getting a hold of the cement company itself.

Did TRUMP say something about this?   I hadn’t seen anything.