therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

Aw geezus

You’re a bitch.

Geezus lady!

This isn’t a Raider’s rule, it’s an NFL rule (part of the collective bargaining agreement). I don’t know if team’s can selectively enforce, but it seems fair to me. Everyone else shows up to work, why shouldn’t he?

I tried catch and release, but they always come back inside, especially once it starts to get cold here in upstate NY. Part of my house was built in 1900 on a field stone foundation. Mice seems to find their way inside despite attempts to block.

You can have a classy wedding without spending lots of money.  This one looks like a fucking joke. 

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For a brief moment it felt good to be a Dolphin’s fan.

Cordarrelle Patterson on why he was caught on CBS grabbing someone’s, um, stuff: He was trying to get the guy off him. “I’m a grown man. I don’t need no one’s ass and dick and balls in my face.”

In Scarlett’s case, I think she’s saying “he never did anything bad to me...so”. She is a firsthand knowledge type. 

Beat me to it.  God that was a great ending.  

The bar is set low these days.

Trisha is gross!

Would this car pass USA safety rules? Is that why it’s not being exported? Or is Honda worried about stealing existing Civic or Fit sales here?

I like this version of Thomas Wesley Pentz

This will become a meme if not already.

Geezus!  Pets aren’t cargo!  

I wouldn’t call it awful. At least it’s intelligible, and not filled with internet/rapper slang.

Probably one of the most under-utilized vehicles on the road. 

jargony brand of vaguely feminist social entrepreneurship

On some days analogies are hard to come by.