therealjoepatroni
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therealjoepatroni

This isn’t a Raider’s rule, it’s an NFL rule (part of the collective bargaining agreement). I don’t know if team’s can selectively enforce, but it seems fair to me. Everyone else shows up to work, why shouldn’t he?

I tried catch and release, but they always come back inside, especially once it starts to get cold here in upstate NY. Part of my house was built in 1900 on a field stone foundation. Mice seems to find their way inside despite attempts to block.

You can have a classy wedding without spending lots of money.  This one looks like a fucking joke. 

“Serviceable” is being generous.   

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For a brief moment it felt good to be a Dolphin’s fan.

Cordarrelle Patterson on why he was caught on CBS grabbing someone’s, um, stuff: He was trying to get the guy off him. “I’m a grown man. I don’t need no one’s ass and dick and balls in my face.”

In Scarlett’s case, I think she’s saying “he never did anything bad to me...so”. She is a firsthand knowledge type. 

Beat me to it.  God that was a great ending.  

The bar is set low these days.

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But it’s so cool! And you get to meet interesting personalities!

Trisha is gross!

Would this car pass USA safety rules? Is that why it’s not being exported? Or is Honda worried about stealing existing Civic or Fit sales here?

The classic Mad Max movies are like comfort food. Any excuse to watch these on a Friday night, whilst reclined on my chaise lounge, wiping my tears off my dog’s head, pretending this is the life I wanted.  

Unfortunately we live in one where “grab them by the pussy” gets you made President. Fuck.

I’ve also had thoughts about becoming Batman.

The ABC Australia article actually calls it a sledgehammer.

$300,000?   So the thieves got away with 3 MacBooks and a couple Pro Displays.

He has nothing to look forward to. If he’d just listened to his mother.

I like this version of Thomas Wesley Pentz