Geezus!  Pets aren’t cargo!  

I wouldn’t call it awful. At least it’s intelligible, and not filled with internet/rapper slang.

Probably one of the most under-utilized vehicles on the road. 

jargony brand of vaguely feminist social entrepreneurship

On some days analogies are hard to come by.

Further proof (like we need any more) that we are in Idiocracy.

Good movies are never long enough.

I don’t think we’re in danger of being distracted from the real issue.  This is more like a funny intermission.

An antisemite and home wrecker?

My co-worker’s 26 year old son just bought a house in Rochester NY for $150k. He’s a software engineer.

So this isn’t a remake of Space Camp?  Damn!

I was getting ready to explode until I got to this paragraph:

My 6 year old daughter has it on constantly (on her iPad).

Dicked or Sacked...it’s all the same.

There’s nothing “mini” about this thing.

Well, he’s had plenty of time to think about it.

Christina Hendricks has hands?

Especially used AMG.

Sometimes girlfriends or social life can delay progress on these kinds of projects. Although, I doubt that’s his reason.

‘If you find this bottle, please send more Vodka.  Give Nadia my love.”