I was getting ready to explode until I got to this paragraph:

My 6 year old daughter has it on constantly (on her iPad).

Dicked or Sacked...it’s all the same.

There’s nothing “mini” about this thing.

Well, he’s had plenty of time to think about it.

Christina Hendricks has hands?

Especially used AMG.

Sometimes girlfriends or social life can delay progress on these kinds of projects. Although, I doubt that’s his reason.

‘If you find this bottle, please send more Vodka.  Give Nadia my love.”

It looked good on the whiteboard.

He was arrested for being under the influence of drugs and taken to jail

You have to be wealthy to afford one of these used, let alone new.

I have no doubt she fell off the bike.  

Exactly!  

I’m sure their attorney smells money...I hope he leaves some for them.

Don’t try to understand it.   I learned years ago, you don’t have to be smart to be a school official.  

Can’t he just sign a waiver? “The NFL is not responsible for any brain injury...”

Maybe for camping on uneven, damp/wet terrain? But not worth $2k for that.

Celebrities who are hypocrites? Really?

Fast Food and Morals are mutually exclusive.