I was getting ready to explode until I got to this paragraph:

My 6 year old daughter has it on constantly (on her iPad).

Don’t feed this stupid narrative.

Dicked or Sacked...it’s all the same.

There’s nothing “mini” about this thing.

I think the bailout was more like $700 Billion.

Well, he’s had plenty of time to think about it.

Christina Hendricks has hands?

Especially used AMG.

I noticed Kamala Harris has backed off her promise of Medicare for all. She’s trying to sound more moderate. Anything to win the nomination.

the Note 10+ doesn’t really have a competitor that delivers anywhere near the same experience

Sometimes girlfriends or social life can delay progress on these kinds of projects. Although, I doubt that’s his reason.

Shit. We can’t afford the entitlement programs we have now. How are we going to afford this? He’ll have to dramatically raise taxes for everyone, not just the rich.

I think (and hope) the AfD party implodes before that happens.  It’s already starting to fracture internally.  Much like our NRA.  

This is unbelievable. 

‘If you find this bottle, please send more Vodka.  Give Nadia my love.”

I could never allow anyone (besides my wife) to give me a massage. I view that kind of physical contact as sensual. I’d either get uncomfortable, or an erection (or both).  Having a stranger touch my body in that way.....it’s warped.

It looked good on the whiteboard.

Yes, once you see it in her hand, it looks smaller.

He was arrested for being under the influence of drugs and taken to jail