therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

There are other ways to tell if you’re extended.

If it existed we’d heard about it by now.

Now playing

I’m sure players are already familiar with “the clap”.

I’m surprised it didn’t fail fart emissions.


Aren’t we overreacting a little bit?

That is not cool.

Thank you for not breeding.

Did the old guy even notice?

I love to come here and judge other people, whilst smelling my own farts.

In Blade Runner 2049 we were almost convinced Joi was sentient, but she was just really clever software.

Our nanny will unplug any camera she sees in our house. Even my GoPro that I leave charging on my desk. She’ll unplug it, thinking we’re always monitoring her.

Tennis does the same thing to me.  As does golf.

I read Igor’s quotes with a Russian accent, but that made it less chilling.

What Hath God Wrought?

Who uses this feature?

Blame tariffs if you want, but weak demand is the main culprit.

I agree.  Chris got the reference right away and then tried to turn into a racial thing.   It’s a dumb brother thing.  

You’re funny.

Now playing

I see where you’re going with this. Like in the movie Firefox, where the scientists forced to work on a weapon purposely set off explosions so it could be stolen by an American pilot?

Same here. I knew the character from the movie, but didn’t make the association as derogatory. It’s certainly not on the same level as other words. Geez Cuomo, get over yourself.