Dolphins are predicted to go 3-13 this season.  I doubt we’ll have anything to be aggrieved about.

If Trump could have just kept his mouth shut, the Squad and Nancy Pelosi squabble with each other would still be dominating the headlines.

He claims a no hitter.

I love how they tweet like they talk.

My parents are asexual and bud to reproduce.

That made me guffaw and chortle.

Why can’t they just skip the off-screen drama and add Tiffani now?

Dave knows he has to get paid while he still can. So good for him.

I’m so happy for Nike and its shareholders.  

Historical fake outrage!

We’ve got 5 more years of this goofy bastard.

Bautista is getting paid now.  He knows his body won’t last forever.

I think it has worked out tremendously for him.

I guffawed at this.

With a pat on the head too.

I predict a lot of adult videos being made here.

Visit Hershey Park in Pennsylvania if you ever get the chance.

What hath God wrought?

The players were juiced, now the balls are too.

My guess was Steve Martin in L.A. Story.