If Trump could have just kept his mouth shut, the Squad and Nancy Pelosi squabble with each other would still be dominating the headlines.

He claims a no hitter.

I love how they tweet like they talk.

My parents are asexual and bud to reproduce.

That made me guffaw and chortle.

I ordered 5 of the “Canon EF 800mm f/5.6L IS USM Super Telephoto Lens for Canon Digital SLR Cameras” lenses for just $500! That’s $65,000 worth of lenses! Can’t believe Amazon actually delivered!

I thought you were talking about U2.  Got my hopes up.

In astronomy circles this is called “clock blocking”

Bernie and The Squad, trying to stay relevant.

edible insect

We probably won’t see a crewed mission until late next year, assuming no other issues come up.

A co-worker from Ukraine (born and grew up there) said that growing up she was taught the U.S. moon landing was a hoax to bankrupt the Soviet Union. She is still convinced it’s a hoax.

Why can’t they just skip the off-screen drama and add Tiffani now?

Well, it is the army. Killing is what we’re trained to do.

He hired Christopher Walken to be the spokesperson.

Dave knows he has to get paid while he still can. So good for him.

I’m so happy for Nike and its shareholders.  

$500??!!

Historical fake outrage!

...at least they got the clickbait title correct.