therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

Should this guy be rescued? Or should he have to wade it out?

Sure, when I do it everyone thinks it’s weird.

Woz is starting to sound like my 65 year old mother.

We eat junk food and don’t exercise. That’s why.

I subscribe to about a dozen YouTube channels that focus on cars, or how-to, etc. There is some good content out there.

That’s a big bird!

Bella has been a mess lately.  She needs to take some time away from social media.

His marriage to Erika Costell was fake. So no reason not to believe this is more YouTube influencer fakery.

There is a high probability that extraterrestrial life exists, but extreme lack of evidence. That’s the Fermi paradox.

Wow! 4,578 gallons/day???!!  That’s a tragedy. A tragic waste of oil.

You have a way of explaining things so I can understand them.

If they’re adding more footage doesn’t that technically make it a different movie, so earnings start at zero?

Why all the hate for Avatar?

This is a different movie, so should start at Zero earnings.  

Why do they call them “chips” when they’re basically tiny Hershey Kisses?

My F5 key is worn out.

Are bagged vacuum cleaners making a comeback?  I have 3 at home in storage.

1. Free medical coverage

If my cats don’t get along with each other, that’s their problem to figure out.