We eat junk food and don’t exercise. That’s why.

Bella has been a mess lately.  She needs to take some time away from social media.

His marriage to Erika Costell was fake. So no reason not to believe this is more YouTube influencer fakery.

Why do they call them “chips” when they’re basically tiny Hershey Kisses?

1. Free medical coverage

If my cats don’t get along with each other, that’s their problem to figure out.

Sometimes when I feel like I’m not in control of my life my thoughts turn to suicide. There is something comforting about that thought, like I’ve taken back control.  I have love and safety in my life fortunately.   

Misspellers Untie!

That’s not a video camera. It’s a film camera.

So you and Jetstreamer agree to agree?

Kendall won’t even take a dump unless it’s sponsored.  

I hope Bella isn’t lying about the blackmail.  

Without Meghan The View wouldn’t be worth watching.

This is why I quit coaching my son’s football teams. I was just an assistant, but still faced a lot of BS from parents. Unbelievable stuff.

My wife and I both travel for our jobs.  That time apart seems to be important.

It looks like nobody in the car was spared.

At the strip club or casino, nobody cares about your wallet except for what’s in it.

At the strip club or casino, nobody cares about your wallet except for what’s in it.

I thought we weren’t supposed to use Amazon any more because they don’t pay their workers a living wage?

I thought we weren’t supposed to use Amazon any more because they don’t pay their workers a living wage?

Allison, we love you, but what have you done to your face? Your jaw line....looks like one big scar.

Of course not!  It was unreliable!  So we ditched it!