Sometimes when I feel like I’m not in control of my life my thoughts turn to suicide. There is something comforting about that thought, like I’ve taken back control.  I have love and safety in my life fortunately.   

Methane spikes on Uranus are not uncommon. 

Is another Superman movie in the works?   Anyone know?

The boreholes are like mosquito bites on a water bed. Very tiny.

Misspellers Untie!

That’s not a video camera. It’s a film camera.

So you and Jetstreamer agree to agree?

I saw a situation where the backups were infected too.

Is this a metaphor for the Mexico border wall?

Do folks still mod their vapes for higher wattage?  

Kendall won’t even take a dump unless it’s sponsored.  

I hope Bella isn’t lying about the blackmail.  

I miss G W Bush.  Never thought I’d say that.

Without Meghan The View wouldn’t be worth watching.

Wouldn’t a release with more footage be considered a different movie all together (from a box office gross standpoint) and therefore would be starting at $0.

That video was way too long.

This is why I quit coaching my son’s football teams. I was just an assistant, but still faced a lot of BS from parents. Unbelievable stuff.

Machine: Your pizza is ready

Her husband, Adam, spotted the brutal meal at a ski lodge in the island’s Mount Field National Park a few weeks ago

My wife and I both travel for our jobs.  That time apart seems to be important.