If it’s the same place I’m thinking of, you can’t get much more redneck.

OMG!  Check out Ronin!

I went to see the new Godzilla movie in IMAX with my sons. My youngest son turned 9 yesterday. He loved the movie, so I guess that’s all that matters.

What do you mean “you people”?

This made me guffaw my coffee all over of my keyboard. Nice work.

#WhatIfThisHadHappenedOutrage

Except diarrhea.

She must have realized quitting was a mistake.

Good work!

Where can I buy this shirt?

So engrossed I am by your story above that I’ve ignored 3 texts and 2 phone calls.  I’m putting myself in your situation, imagining what my wife, kids, family would have to endure.  The thought of it just...

Is that Robert Redford?   What movie?

It’s not the years, it’s the miles.  

They are definitely nice, but very expensive plastic.

They are definitely nice, but very expensive plastic.

He should be thrown over the same railing.

Chocolate Mayo is gross. And this picture was just an April Fools joke by Heinz last year.

Chocolate Mayo was an April 1st joke, not real.  

Shazam!

You swim in it, then pee, like the ocean or your brother’s swimming pool.

She tried to pick her fiancee’s (Michael Clark Duncan’s) estate clean while he was dying in the hospital. Also, it was never proven she and Michael were engaged. She is pure evil.