therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

We don’t know for sure there it’s another remake of “There is something on the wing.”

I won’t let you get the last word on this.

I thought Jennifer was a sushi chef?

Tesla’s market value could warrant an acquisition.

I felt the same way during the Reagan years. This too shall pass.

Don’t get your hopes up. There’s nothing impeachable.

You’re right.  I took a cheap shot.  I’m sorry.

Don’t forget Atari VCS.

Get out of your car. Close the doors.

So don’t use defibrillator monitoring devices purchased off eBay, Craig’s List, or garage sales.

To get an F on chicken nuggets makes me very afraid.

It was just another Hollywood career, plummeting to the earth.

My kids will play with this for a few hours, and then it’ll go on the Nintendo cardboard heap.  

Maybe I missed it.  How many miles did you travel on scooter?

A parent is/should-be their child’s #1 health advocate.

It takes one to know one.

Sounds cliquey and exclusive. They’d rather hang out with their own kind.

$700 for a cordless vacuum. What the fuck are people smoking?