Get out of your car. Close the doors.

To get an F on chicken nuggets makes me very afraid.

It was just another Hollywood career, plummeting to the earth.

A parent is/should-be their child’s #1 health advocate.

It takes one to know one.

Sounds cliquey and exclusive. They’d rather hang out with their own kind.

Who are you calling imatour?

Pork Log. That made me laugh.

The Unhappiest Place on Earth. The crowds suck. The lines suck.

The most fun I had at Epcot was as an adult.  We had a trade show nearby and received free passes to Epcot.  So we visited every pavilion, got drunk, had fun.  

No, please, stay.  We need you.

Naomi is a model, so should expect people to want to dress/look like her, right?

And the show still sucked.

Just don’t forget to vote.  Please!

Roger that!

I was 13 when Thriller dropped.  We played it non-stop while rollerskating around my friend’s basement.  

I worked with a woman from the Ukraine. She was raised thinking the USA moon landings were hoaxes, meant to bankrupt the USSR. She still thinks that to this day, like the sky is blue and the USA faked the moon landings.

They’re opportunists.  

Very true. And I find it infuriating that education opportunities are wasted on people who don’t want or need it.