$700 for a cordless vacuum. What the fuck are people smoking?

Who are you calling imatour?

Pork Log. That made me laugh.

We told you so!

The Unhappiest Place on Earth. The crowds suck. The lines suck.

The most fun I had at Epcot was as an adult.  We had a trade show nearby and received free passes to Epcot.  So we visited every pavilion, got drunk, had fun.  

No, please, stay.  We need you.

Naomi is a model, so should expect people to want to dress/look like her, right?

The kids are starting to “age out” and get “adult ugly”.  

And the show still sucked.

Just don’t forget to vote.  Please!

Roger that!

Headsets have come a long way.

I was 13 when Thriller dropped.  We played it non-stop while rollerskating around my friend’s basement.  

Dick-pics apparently transcend wealth.

I wouldn’t give someone with dementia a real dog or cat. So these make sense.

I worked with a woman from the Ukraine. She was raised thinking the USA moon landings were hoaxes, meant to bankrupt the USSR. She still thinks that to this day, like the sky is blue and the USA faked the moon landings.

I actually like movies about gladiators.

They’re opportunists.