It was in the year 2000, on November 2, that a man calling himself John Titor logged onto an obscure internet discussion board and posted this message:

Please don’t take this opportunity to make fun of the Bills.

Thanks for the recommendation.

We spent the rest of the afternoon back in his room watching daytime television instead...

Opportunity lost.

No shit, Laserface.

I’m looking at used Tahoes and Expeditions now. I agree interest rates are higher on used, and to be avoided if possible. That’s what I’m trying to do.

I can attest to the “pile of cardboard”. My kids had fun assembling and playing with the kits, for about a day. Now the kits sit in a pile, unused.

Some people just don’t like pets, especially cats.  My mother in-law is both terrified of and disgusted by cats.  

Carly,

Mark David Chapman.  The guy who shot John Lennon.  I think the movie is Chapter 27.

That’s Mr. Spielberg to you, doll!

The two are not mutually exclusive.

That’s what the media thinks. Although the Coven testimony, while entertaining, amounts to nothing we didn’t know already.

Burning Questions:

Every day!

A classy woman can change a guy for the better.  

Get over yourselves!

You also drive over the infidels.