therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

Frankly, I’m not glad.

These expeditions are done from Paul’s other ship the RV Petrel, right?

5 kilometers below the surface...nobody is going to touch it.

No shit, welcome to the internet.

They do that now. My son is in 9th grade and one of his classes is Basic Finance, including personal. It has been a real eye opener for him. He came home one day asking me what our mortgage interest percentage was.

The MTA needs more money? Yes, that’ll solve their problems.

There’s a house a few doors down from mine that has this course set-up in their yard.

She plays the contrarian/villain role on The View. Almost like Omarosa on The Apprentice. She is there to cause controversy and keep things interesting.

All of these directors our yours except James Cameron. Attempt no criticism of him. 

That’s awesome.

Makes sense with the dramatic increase of gentrifying fart smellers.

Spoken like a true idiot.

During the cold war, that’s basically what they did, because it was much easier to control (not internet).  

“Why not five?”

No shit.  I’m shocked people do that.

Sounds like Kara got fucked less than us Ram’s fans.

Was shopping at Target this past weekend, saw this for $99.99 in store. Surprised it was same price as Amazon.

Was shopping at Target this past weekend, saw this for $99.99 in store. Surprised it was same price as Amazon.

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“It’s like those French have a different word for everything.”

Yes, and you stop with your hands.

But you need a driver’s license...