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Joe Patroni
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Next she’ll be criticizing my purchase of Amazon Dash buttons as “brand collectibles”.   I have about 30 right now.  Still in their boxes!

I thought every minute of the President’s day was planned out carefully, to maximize efficiency.

Never have I’ve seen someone so eager to reach the bulbs inside a Speedo.

Was expecting Barden Bellas

Gives whole new meaning to “Me Too Movement”.

When did drinking beer become so complicated?

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Ain’t Nothin’ Goin’ On but the Rent

I never liked the name Cody.

I guffawed at this comment.  

I hope his butt burns for days.

I guffawed at this.  Nice to do that on a Friday.

Don’t tell me to calm down! I hear myself saying a lot.

I’ve never heard someone say “Hey! Did you see the new Mazda!?”

Sorry if I missed it.  Do you work full-time?   Does your husband?

You can always count on iStock to have what you need.

Anyone ever see that episode where Jay tried to stump Doug DeMuro?

Their latest HBO special is wonderful.

The exterior looks more like a RAV4.

Demanding something doesn’t make it happen. I have tell my boss that all the time.

Finally!