Outrage is where you search for it I guess. Whether it’s Twitter, YouTube, or 50 year old cartoons.  

There are stupid, racist people all over this planet.  Please don’t let Meg Kelly dissuade you from visiting our beautiful country.  

They’re supposed to do a manned space flight to the ISS this year.

NP It would only be a $1,200 mistake.

You picked the worst looking example to make your point.  White with white wheels, bleh.

Oh, I know who you’re talking about.

Why are Jeff’s texts any of our business?

Did she lose any fingers?

I hope I’m not judged on my tweets from 2010 and 2013.

The most useful home robot right now is the vacuum (Roomba, etc.). Everything else are toys in my opinion.  

I’m conflicted.

Yes, yes I do.

Really before I started watching.  

We Americans eat too much anyway.

He’s promoting his latest movie, so lots of opportunity to ask him about this.  I’m sure he’s sick of it too.

Steve Martin, Seth MacFarlane, Billy Crystal.

the untasted cheese surplus has climbed to $1.4 billion pounds.

Hey, that’s Petey!

The strangest Volvo ad I’ve ever seen.