I’m in the 2 folds camp.  2 folds for the win!

As of May 2018 Warren’s Berkshire Hathaway owned a 4.8% stake in Apple. That’s almost 250 million shares. Apple is 21% of its portfolio.

Most people I know who live in NYC spend very little time in their apartments, probably because they’re tiny (the apartments, not the people).

Apparently Excavator in Italian means Bulldozer. It’s like those Italians have a different word for everything. (paraphrasing Steve Martin)

It’s a plague....A Plague!

He literally dug his own grave.

I’ll have to take your word for it.  I’m not Googling that while at work. 

Geezus

A co-worker who grew up in Ukraine is convinced the USA never landed on the moon. This person was taught it’s all a hoax by the US government to bankrupt USSR.

She is also widely known as the brains behind an ad in Utah in March 2016 showing a photo of Melania Trump modeling in the nude except for some strategically placed furs. The caption read “Meet Melania Trump, Your Next First Lady. Or, You Could Support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.” The ad was released by Make America…

Dumb seems to transcend geography.   I live in upstate NY and we have plenty of dumb downstate.

I’d take Booger over Witten.

Best tweets of 2018.

Why didn’t they leave?  I don’t understand.  They must have wanted to watch.

Yup, he sounds cured.

I don’t believe he ever masturbated in public, unless his dressing room or apartment counts?

Slick starts at around 6:27

My own experience with this: Once I got married I started to ween myself off these social cruxes (weed and alcohol). Cruxes because these were my way to get over social anxiety.

I love how they can do whatever the F they want there.   Dump a car in a lake (watch the ensuing oil slick).   Pull it out of the lake.  Nobody cares.