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Joe Patroni
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He like an angry girlfriend after a breakup.

“Oat Milk” is not milk.

I bet Hart feels the same way.

This is heart breaking. I want to scream. I want to cry. As the father of 5, 8, 11, and 14 year-olds I can imagine what this poor mother must be going through. To have a child who is suffering and hurting and think the only way out is death. I lied awake last night after reading this.  

Adolf Hitler had disdain for overweight people. Like we need another reason to hate him. But my point is he wouldn’t have someone like this in his circle of confidants.

Peter joined the ranks of Cameron, Spielberg, who can do whatever the hell they want now.   

I commend you for trying. You get my star. But you’ll see contrarians aren’t welcomed here.

Something that could have been easily researched before writing this story.

Why? Does she need the money?

Since when do people read signs?

Prepare for dust-off. We’re gonna need immediate evac.

I scared the crap out of everyone in my house when they scored.

I call my daughter monkey butt sometimes.  

WTF is around with people?

FUCK YALL I MISS CARDI

Could be, but won’t be. So much smoke there has to be a fire in there somewhere.

In practice these falls are common.  I’m sure it’s not the first time she fell on her head.  She’s tough.

X-Small, Small, Medium are the only sizes they have left for men.

X-Small, Small, Medium are the only sizes they have left for men.

He said he already apologized for these tweets previously and wasn’t going to apologize again, or fuel controversy around his hosting, so he quit.

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I think in this case the commercial hurts more than it helps.

I think in this case the commercial hurts more than it helps.