Like I feel over my life I’m heard a lot about Santa Claus, but I mean who is he, like I don’t know.

What? No stops in Rochester, NY?

Maybe feed Iggy on the floor!!!!

Tim Horton’s is conspicuously absent.

We’re putting more thought into his comments than Baker Mayfield did.

Hmmm, I’ll discuss with my wife tonight.

Bostoners are well known for their patience and tolerance.

Take your star, you underappreciated comment...you.

That fat guy is 6'9" and can probably run the 40 faster than any of us. 

The ball was a symbol.

Falling in love with a robot felt real enough for me.

Yes, but by then it’ll be 2020.   

One Thanksgiving I got to stay home with our new puppy (Elle), while the rest of the family (my wife and 4 kids) drove 2 hours to her parent’s house.

At least it wasn’t a sidewalk.

I shall bring this up with the mayor.

WTF?  That’s all I can say.

Around here it’s the “$5,000 for your clunker” advertisements.   

He must have had a good BM that day.