One could say Blade Runner is it’s own genre.

One Thanksgiving I got to stay home with our new puppy (Elle), while the rest of the family (my wife and 4 kids) drove 2 hours to her parent’s house.

At least it wasn’t a sidewalk.

I couldn’t move my head, ever.

I shall bring this up with the mayor.

“Parental pacifier sucking may be an example of a way parents may transfer healthy microorganisms to their young children.”

WTF?  That’s all I can say.

Here we go again...

It’s pretty simple in theory: Exercise, and eat healthy.

Around here it’s the “$5,000 for your clunker” advertisements.   

He must have had a good BM that day.

In the USA, as long as gasoline is cheap, and gasoline powered cars are cheap, it’ll never happen. Plus Americans like their trucks and SUVs.

At my son’s middle-school, there is zero tolerance for even carrying an e-cig. You’ll go before the school district tribunal and get minimum 1 month’s suspension. Repeat offenders get more.

I’m heartbroken by this.   

Us folks living upstate keep scratching our heads over this. None of it benefits Rochester, Buffalo, Syracuse.

I miss our FLOTUS.

I’m sure I’ll need to accessorize.

My wife says she knew I was “the one” when her cat head-butted me.

Is apathy included?