therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

One Thanksgiving I got to stay home with our new puppy (Elle), while the rest of the family (my wife and 4 kids) drove 2 hours to her parent’s house.

At least it wasn’t a sidewalk.

I shall bring this up with the mayor.

WTF?  That’s all I can say.

Around here it’s the “$5,000 for your clunker” advertisements.   

He must have had a good BM that day.

In the USA, as long as gasoline is cheap, and gasoline powered cars are cheap, it’ll never happen. Plus Americans like their trucks and SUVs.

At my son’s middle-school, there is zero tolerance for even carrying an e-cig. You’ll go before the school district tribunal and get minimum 1 month’s suspension. Repeat offenders get more.

I miss our FLOTUS.

I’m sure I’ll need to accessorize.

My wife says she knew I was “the one” when her cat head-butted me.

Is apathy included?

I listened to the Clash growing up in the early 80s. I’m a big fan of Big Audio Dynamite as well (Mick Jones).

American decline of good music.

Now playing

I think I saw Ben Vereen for the first time on The Muppet Show, 1977.

It’s half the size of our Pittsford Wegman’s.

Politics transcends political parties.

Conspiracy theorists seem to transcend political beliefs.