therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

“Next Summer a Cartoon Will Make You Cry”

They’re not great with cats or other small pets, as mentioned above. But otherwise sweet dogs. Good friends of mine adopted a greyhound (Bruno), and they have a Maine Coon cat as well. The cat’s name is Oscar, and he doesn’t take shit from Bruno.    But he’s a large cat.

We are the oppressed!  Meet me at the cafe and we’ll discuss a revolution!

Thoughtful discussion isn’t allowed here.

So all Republicans are pieces of shit?  It’s politics, not genocide.

Contrarians are not welcomed here.  Trust me.

these are stupid

Best Buy has 6th gen iPads on sale for $100 off.

Old as dirt.

I wish I lived in a colony called Middle Finger.

I wish I lived in a colony called Middle Finger.

Lose the scarfs, darling.

Best Buy has $100 off 6th gen iPads.   Just stumbled across it.

Best Buy has $100 off 6th gen iPads.   Just stumbled across it.

The guy knows his shit.

Ball pits are gross.   Stay out of them!

Satellites don’t have a cord, Clarke.

Dude wearing sunglasses and red spray painted hair: “I am Chitti Reloaded....Version 2.0"

I loved Kevin Durand in Smokin’ Aces as one of the Tremor Brothers.

Netflix announced that it has successfully delivered a big enough dump truck filled with money to sign the 92-year-old broadcaster for its own nature series, Our Planet.

You read my mind.  You mind-reading bastard!