The Buffalo Bills are to their fans, what Jenny is to Forrest Gump. Both relationships feature one partner ever true to the other, not just unwavered in their defense of their beloved’s myriad deficiencies, but clung sadly to misplaced hope of a fairytale ending.

It’s “part of the process”

Ambien strikes again?

Confetti Cannon

You people eaten fried chicken, not a care in the world. Reminds me of my youth.

No I’m not.  It’s probably more like 1 in 4.

Who’d want to watch a video of him donating to local charity? It’s all about the views!

He’ll make that back on views.  But good for him.

And that’s why there are millions of school bus deaths in this country every year.  You child has a 1 in 5 chance of dying when they get on a school bus!   That metal bar you mentioned is a loaded gun.

Somebody wanted attention (and got it).

Why drink red wine if you hate it?

That picture up top is gross.

Like we need another reason to hate Ryanair.

Podiatric Assault

But what is Pete Davidson up to these days?   He’s the one I care about.

Seems more appropriate for Switzerland where Motorsport road racing and events are banned. Except for hillclimbing it seems.

You done good.

yes!  this!

I know, right?  Fuck the NFL fans.  They’re all Papa John’s eating mouth breathers!    I like sweeping generalizations too.

I’m sure some people would gladly pay $40k for that ugly Audi Sport logo.