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Joe Patroni
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It looks like he peed on himself.

Do the professional models make their own costumes?  Or are they tailored made for each?  

Fast Food isn’t Good

My mom bought us Toughskins because we couldn’t afford Levis.

I’m a man and my best friend is a woman.  She is also my wife.  And we have sex.

He’s the president and we’re not. And in 2020 he’ll win re-election, and we’ll have another 4 years of President Trump.

The problem is I’d order 3 more, cuz you can’t eat just one. You just can’t.

You can dress up your cats all you want.   Just leave the dogs alone.  They don’t deserve it.  

Wilbur didn’t want food, he wanted love. He wanted a friend—someone who would play with him.

Looks like a part of Wookie anatomy.

Is Katy hurting financially?

Channing has a type.

Like it or not, Fox brings some balance.  The vast majority of the other networks are pro-Democrat.   

And I learned a new word “Bucolic”.

I won’t google that.

Ford used to also with the Mercuy Lynx

The painter did a good job.  He captured their likenesses.  

Hypocrisy transcends political parties....I keep telling y’all.

When humanity is rebuilding civilization after the next world war, who will be picking Futures Trader for their clan?

and while head coach Adam Gase should be celebrated for somehow getting an offense to succeed under the helm of Brock Osweiler, it’s not like Miami didn’t have any help getting near the end zone.