therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

2099? 81 years from now?

And I learned a new word “Bucolic”.

I won’t google that.

Ford used to also with the Mercuy Lynx

The painter did a good job.  He captured their likenesses.  

Hypocrisy transcends political parties....I keep telling y’all.

When humanity is rebuilding civilization after the next world war, who will be picking Futures Trader for their clan?

and while head coach Adam Gase should be celebrated for somehow getting an offense to succeed under the helm of Brock Osweiler, it’s not like Miami didn’t have any help getting near the end zone.

You mean white players with dreadlocks would be illegal, right?

I think this take makes the most sense.  

“FDA Fumes”.

The moon landing was supposed to be just the start of a many decades plan to colonize space. But in the 70s we redirected funding to a Space Shuttle that never met expectations.

What else is she going to say? She’s trying to keep some crumbs of modesty and class, unlike her hubby.   Actually I’m amazed she let herself be open to that kind of questioning.   

The Saudi consulate in Turkey is like a Roach Motel.

Playmobil: The Movie

It’s Natural Selection.

I saw the headline and couldn’t believe my eyes.

I think people have lost the ability to see entertainment in the context of when it was made. But historical fake outrage fuels the fire when there is nothing else to burn.

I think people go to MOS for healthier alternatives.  If you want a delicious, greasy, fatty burger, of course there are better options.

Too much going on in this blog.  Your brilliance is lost in the noise.