The Glomar is a toy compared to the USS Jimmy Carter.   A toy!

We messed with this a few years ago. Couldn’t make it work. This... this isn’t a mockup.

We messed with this a few years ago. Couldn’t make it work. This... this isn’t a mockup.

Is smoking back?  

What’s that on your head?

It’s Tom Cruise, so it’s okay.  

I’m out of fake outrage for today.

Joaquin Phoenix stated he “could care less” about fan expectations when playing the Joker.

White people, never use the N word.  Don’t quote it.  Don’t write it.  Just don’t say it.   

Looking to get an education discount on a high-end desktop PC. Any “good” deals right now?

historical outrage!

That center screen is hideous.

Nice work.  You did good here.

Who has time for this quackery?

Boggles the mind!

Hawaii, being our 50th state, would get help from FEMA.

Oh man. Now I wish I had a ponytail.

Locking my cat outside when it was raining got him to like me.

Life is hard.  

The DNC is relieved.