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Joe Patroni
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Are these the ancient remains of a Chipotle?

Doesn’t this shitty behavior transcend race?

And people continue to eat at Chipotle.

A good friend of mine is Sikh, and he never cuts his hair. His 8 year old son is the same, long hair, usually covered by a turban.  Sometimes he plays soccer without his turban.   And of course ignorant dip-shits think he’s a girl.   And they say it out loud, because they want everyone to know boys shouldn’t have long

Avengers 4: Rewind

People literally say literally all the time.

Anything from the original Tron movie?  

In this case you’re shamed either way.

Dry humor doesn’t always work in the comments.   I’ve tried and failed many times.  

After a night of all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet, my toilet bowl looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Unidentified sea monster is always the most logical assumption.

Holy Shit! That is Terrifying! I’m Terrified!

This is how you solve the puzzle.

Private schools can have their own rules, and reasons for existence.  

My 8 year old son received a note from school for his mohawk haircut.  

Where is the n-word tape?  Where is it?  We want it already!

I doubt Arnold was actually present when this happened.  He’s just saying he knows about them.  Unless I missed something.   

I love all of these c-list celebrities saying they know this and that, about the Trump Tapes. For their own benefit.

We all deal with loss in our own ways.

He’ll land on his feet with another studio, and hopefully prove his success with GOTG wasn’t a fluke, or just luck.