1876: “The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.” — William Preece, British Post Office.

Or so my dog would tell you. She’d lie to get the last piece of bacon. I once caught her barking at the front door...nobody was there. Another time she came from the bathroom with water all over her snout. I asked her if she drank from the toilet....she ignored my question, kept walking.  

Were any car salesmen washed away too? God I hope not.

@phillip_heilman you know you done messed up right? Lol if y’all want war, we got sum for y’all. & Iknow the rest of y’all (you know who you are) gone read this too so just know #LameAssReporters

I think I saw a cable or phone line bounce up and touch a high voltage line. That can’t be good.

Geezus! Who cares about this carnival barker?

So odd yet so cool.

She looks so unhealthy.   

In the top pic, is that a scar under her left breast?

Please stop showing pictures of him eating.  His sweaty ear.  Perspiration on his cheek.  A whitehead just below that.  Aaaagh!

It was a local conservative news site that called her out.

Lying transcends political parties, unfortunately.

People think writing is easy.  But it ain’t easy to write good.

Meanwhile, I will continue to cut coupons for cheese and bread, and hope my 2009 Honda Pilot last 5 more years.

Two Rudds don’t make it right.

There is plenty of hypocrisy to go around.

I’ve been holding out for the Amiga 500 re-release, but haven’t seen it yet.

I’ve been holding out for the Amiga 500 re-release, but haven’t seen it yet.

We have one of these in Rochester, NY

Assholio mio, oh sodomia!