Later you tried the Bread Toilet Bowl.

Are margins that small?

Now that I’m a parent to 4 kids (ages 5,8,11,14), child deaths in movies trigger me.  Especially accidental deaths.  Drownings are the worse.  They give me nightmares.  

Hopefully potential buyers of Gizmodo Media Group aren’t reading this. Although all they probably care about is driving web traffic for banner ads.

Pretty car.  But this Esperante isn’t desperante enough.

Back when I was dating, I fell for this. Got invited by my girlfriend to her friend’s cookout, overnight camping thingy. It sucked. I should have stayed home. And we’re not together any more.

Nice try.

Beards and Burnouts

I ordered the Asteroids machine.  Really curious how these compare to homemade cabinets, and the real thing.  Recently finished my game cabinet.  

I ordered the Asteroids machine.  Really curious how these compare to homemade cabinets, and the real thing. …

When Tesla gets sold who do you think the buyer will be? A tech company (Google/Alphabet, Apple), or an automotive company (Ford, GM)?

It’s easier when you take both hands off the steering wheel.

Certainly some deaths.  I don’t see how not.

You can see a tanker splayed open in the video, at the bottom of the crater.

Probably some creative editing, but still...

I’m sure he keeps his eyes open.

On the one hand, Under Siege is his best movie.

Soon Chancellor Merkel will appoint David Hasselhoff special representative to United States.

Imagine your time being so valuable, your personage being so important, that you “need” a helicopter? I just can’t. But then again I’m just a mouth breathing schmuck.

Too many miles. Not enough smiles.