You shouldn’t drink Coke anyway.   It’s malted battery acid.

Demi is just a bad roaster. Some of the best ones:

“It’s like those French have a different word for everything”

Sign on floor:

My understanding is Dolphins will bone anything.

2016 Election:

People didn’t go to doctors back then for anxiety.

Maybe stay off social media for a while.

And then there is this:

Back when I was dating, coffee shops with “hip” entertainment were very popular (like the opening scene in So I Married an Axe Murderer).

I think the people who should be reading this can’t even spell NTSB.

That tape is for the birds, literally.

That tape is for the birds, literally.

Companies usually don’t reveal a CEO’s health problems until it reaches a critical stage.  Apple kept co-founder Steve Job’s health issues hidden for a quite a while. Steve even lied about it, claiming it was a hormonal imbalance that’s easily treatable. The truth being pancreatic cancer.

Grown and Learned how not to get caught

I love their HBO show, and looking forward to a movie, if that ever happens.

But I’m also the kind of stupid bitch

My NFL fandom is currently only hold, perhaps indefinitely (who knows). I’m one of the people boycotting the NFL because of its treatment of Colin Kaepernick and the anthem protests, which has admittedly been waaaayless difficult than I imagined. I’m out on the NFL and fine with it.

It’d be great if Macaulay Culkin played the lead character.  I bet he’d do it. 

Google “jeff goldblum on beach nude”