therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

They thought he was Khan.

Double pane.

Ahem...Lets not forget Deuce Bigalow.

Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five... He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He made us... say lies... do things.

Having owned many arcade games...it can be stressful to keep them running, and have spare parts on hand. The boards have skyrocketed in price on eBay. At one time my goal was to have a working spare for every game....wasn’t possible financially. But I love them all.

Roseanne’s obvious selfishness and racism cost a lot of people their jobs.

They’re making a mountain out of a molehill.

Don’t be creepy and approach kids you don’t know and/or whose parents you don’t know.

Roseanne is toxic to the RNC now. They won’t give her a mic.

Not all conservatives are wired this way. Some? Yes. But not all.

I prefer little sliders to really big burgers. I can eat 2-3 sliders and feel fine. I try to eat a monster burger...and I feel like I’m going to die.

My fake outrage cup overfloweth this week.

I feel bad for all of show crew...now jobless.

MS-13 have done some truly horrible things.

Homepod has excellent sound quality. But people care more about the personal assistant, and most are not willing to pay a premium for good sound.

Wow! These cars sucked. In 1992 I had just graduated from college. I was in the market for a new car. Looked at these....briefly. Ended up buying a new Acura Integra with manual for about $15k. The Prelude SI was out of my price range.

Ambien is like Miracle-Gro for your character flaws. It’s just a fertilizer.

Those aren’t pants, Clark.

I’m amazed at how many people put their lives in the hands of Tesla’s autopilot. Even with all of the “safety measures” they have in place, folks are still getting into fatal accidents.