therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

A very thorough and satisfying summary.

Harrison Ford has acted in some of the greatest movies ever made. Nobody is his equal for the iconic roles he has played: Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Rick Deckard, Jack Ryan.

“Coffee Shop Idealists” some might call them.

Theirs is a luxury few of us have. I hope they all find new jobs and a clear conscious.

Drink it at any temperature you like.

Their guidelines don’t mention anything about kids not being allowed.

$9,500 added to an average home price of $500,000 in California.

That’s because Republicans use Snapchat now. Nobody uses Facebook any more.

Trying hard now
It’s so hard now
Trying hard now

Getting strong now
Won’t be long now
Getting strong now

Gonna fly now
Flying high now
Gonna fly, fly, fly...

Mental Note: When being chased, look for logs and stairs. Got it.

Lever 2000

because hot sauce is for fried eggs.

The show is too expansive to make.

No modifications to the car. However added small mud flaps and plasti-dip to tires for protection however they are both removable if requested.

Looks like bad Photoshop.

Geez, you’d think people were watching the latest Werner Herzog documentary. Can’t we turn off that part of our brain that is critical and just enjoy the movie? It’s entertainment for crying out loud.

New bumper design.

She is stunging.

“almost killing rihanna”?