I want it now. I deserve to have it now. It’s just a payment.

I would think a company like Twitter would have release controls in place to prevent debug code being promoted to production. Even on my puny software development team we peer review before releasing, and have a checklist.

After the discovery of ‘antimatter’ and ‘dark matter’, we have just confirmed the existence of ‘doesn’t matter’

It’s like they haven’t aged......not!

We all know why Lazlo went crazy.

Elon has promised a 25% increase for his participation in this relationship by Q3.

Whether the allegations are true or not, they wanted him off the show.

I loved this the first time I saw/heard it.

I’m claustrophobic and can’t imagine using something like this.

I’m claustrophobic and can’t imagine using something like this.

This is what happens when you don’t read the agreement.

If you were to breath very small particles of brick or stone dust, would it do the same? I’m just saying....maybe it’s not good to breath dust.

Cheap thermal paper looks so much better too...

To let you know they’re still conscious.

He pushed like a racist....a pushy racist usher.

Sounds like my HS prom.

Elon sounds more like a dick every day.

There is such a thing as Volcano Insurance?

Taylor made for Swift transport.

He is the pooperintendent.

He’s in a world of shit.