Blah blah blah Trump blah blah blah scarier blah blah blah Tariffs 

Mark will retire to his Hawaii compound, and he’ll be fine.

I’ll add this to an already full agenda about Juuling, alcohol, sex, drugs, gun violence, and bullying.

I can’t wait to use my folding phone in my flying car so I can order drone delivered takeout food while waiting for SpaceX flight to Mars.

My kids would whip this at each other, see who can register the highest speed or catch force. So yes, fun.

I honestly didn’t know toilet breaks were allowed in Tennis matches.

I just rewatched all seasons of The West Wing. That show still kicks ass.

Achieving fame is like pouring MiracleGro on your character flaws.

How about safer scooters? Geezus....I almost died in the soda aisle the other day.

Back in February:

The TRU store near me already did this a month ago.

2017 survey looked at the spending habits of 129,549 American consumers. It then broke their expenditures down into more than a dozen categories. 

At least in the USA it’s possible to do this if you live in a cheap, rural area. Especially where local laws don’t prevent you from doing these kinds of things.

There are a large number of people in this country who would rather spend their available income on new phones, cars, Blue Apron, etc. I work with one.

Cash is very easy to put away, like in a cookie jar, or under your mattress.

No, other countries do too, but they interpret it differently I think.

Maybe not ship your precious pets like they’re cargo?