therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

Here in Rochester NY, I see nothing but Nissan Rogues. And after some research, I can see why.

I lived through the green era of the late 1980s, early 1990s. I hoped to never see it again.

It’s like those French Croatians have a different word for everything.

Something about Lexus just doesn’t do it for me. I’m sure they are great cars.

That kind of thing doesn’t look good on a performance review.

The model is a former playmate. Well, at least these photos have minimal T&A. Most Cosplay photo shoots look like the cover of Import Tuner.

Lexus was never a car brand I aspired to. Definitely not wallpaper material.

Chicago style pizza rear wheels

It needs an Escort Cosworth RS spoiler.

Not for Jezzies

There’s just something about chicks and motorcycles:

Apparently she’s wanted for murder in Russia.

1. Brakes

Nice try.

He has appeared in some of my favorite movies. I try to separate the artist from the person. It’s hard to do sometimes.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

I’m still crushing on Uma after all these years. Ever since Johnny Be Good 1988.

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Kevin Spacey Masterclass is no longer available too. When I watch this now it seems like a parody.

I wouldn’t mind a resto-modded 8 series....if I were rich.