Ryan’s glasses are the real crime.

“Alexa, play the fart song”

“Alexa, play the fart song”

Corvette Summer

A/C not tested? Really?

Yes, this is all true. They believe in magic basically. It defies all logic.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Well, she’ll get more followers now. If that is the objective.

We should arm teachers with better salaries, and classroom materials.

I think “Naked as a jaybird” originated in 1920s-30s US penal system. When new prisoners were brought in from the bus, they went to the showers, and then made to walk from one end of the prison to the other naked. Henace naked as a j-bird.

Justin, puppies are not the answer.

I never noticed her cauliflower ears until now.

Juanita Broaddrick: Accused Bill Clinton of raping her in 1978

Is the SantaFe XL the longer version? Otherwise I’m confused.

He knew he’d get abused. I’m glad he still decided to show up.

Trump didn’t need Russia’s help. He would have won anyway. We shouldn’t have hitched our wagon to Hillary.

We thought that too, and in most cases it’s probably true. My wife was adamant about natural child birth for our first child. But complications arose, our first son’s head got stuck in the birth canal so they performed an emergency C. For our next 3 kids she opted for a C.

Fembots have feelings too.

Talk Soup meets TOSH.O?