Suddenly becoming a millionaire is like pouring Miracle-Gro on your character flaws.

Same as yours. Except it’s not falling.

I love how everyone is blaming Justin. He and Janet planned this, unfortunately her red bra came off...that’s the wardrobe malfunction.

I worked for Xerox up until 4 years ago and hold 10 Xerox patents. My friends who still work there say the company is in “harvesting mode” meaning no investment in R&D or new projects, but rather squeezing as much as it can from existing.

Maybe Apple will buy Fuji, and we’ll get Fuji Apple.

Keep panning...

Curiosity has kicked ass. That little rover has traveled farther and lived much longer than expected.

Unless there are criminal charges, then suspension is the most schools can do.

Donald Trump was roundly criticized during the inauguration for not waiting for his wife, or helping her out of the car, or even taking her arm before he walked up the White House steps and greeted the Obamas.

This relationship is “toe up”.

Without contrarians what would this site complain about? They’d probably find something.

Maybe Fuji will be Apple....like they did Xerox. Fuji Apple

Which overworked and underpaid Amazon warehouse will this be shipped from?

Which overworked and underpaid Amazon warehouse will this be shipped from?

Some would say we left our country’s pride and respect up there too. How much does that weight. How many poo bags does that amount to?

I grew up and now live in Rochester. All of my friend’s parents worked at Kodak or Xerox. Once great companies and great places to work.

Such talent...going to waste.

Trade Secrets:

F’ing with the USA because they know we won’t do anything about it.

A couple of these Su-27s have crashed at airshows over the years.